133 Words or Less: Egregious TSA Hypocrisy

The TSA recently fired two agents caught in a scheme to allow a male screener to grope “hot men.”

According to NBC News, the male agent signaled a coworker when he spotted a guy he wanted to grope, then she would enter the sex of the passenger as female, triggering an anomaly requiring a groin patdown.

“These alleged acts are egregious and intolerable,” the TSA said in a statement.

So, if some dude chooses to grope me because he thinks I’m hot, it’s “egregious.” But if I’m picked for routine groping based on TSA policy, it’s totally cool! After all, groping is a standard TSA checkpoint procedure. I guess I’m supposed to feel better if I receive a federally approved grope.

Seems like egregious hypocrisy to me.

A grope is a grope.

 

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